Monday, May 21, 2007

The History of Dog Tisssue

There has always been a great deal of controversy and scientific speculation concerning dog tissue in the days of early proto-human expansion.Due to over laps in evolution, it is easily assumed that pre-homo sapien sapiens probably dealt with more rhino and elephant and baboon tissue than dog tissue. However, recent excavations in Tanzania have revealed a kind of arboreal tissue that may have been laid down by proto-tree climbing dogs, a vestigal trait now lost among moderns, but is probably just giraffe tissue laid down on high. We do know for certain that there was a great deal of dog tissue involved when the cro-magnons began their rudimentary "villages".In fact Neolithic dog tissues had been found fron the Lascaux regions of France all the way to the Stepps of the Ukraine.But again,early humans had much bigger tissue concerns with mammoths, wolly and otherwise running around.( Frozen remains from Siberia have found where entire human beings were buried alive in monstrous mammoth tissue mounds, the expressions of horror and revulsion fixed in their eyes forever!) The very first authenticated discoveries of dog tissue come from the villages along the coast of modern day Turkey,however the Chinese claim that chinese dog tissue has been found in the Bampo Village circa 14,000 BF; that is Before Fone Bone.

1 Comments:

At May 21, 2007 at 2:26 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

It's all true. I've known about the tissue issue since the 60's. I remember my first experience. That night I dreamed I couldn't go to sleep. Whoa!

 

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